Monday, 21 April 2014

Breaking News.............

Teams of Psychologists in Poland and Italy working together have announced a new and potentially groundbreaking study they are launching. They are positing that creatures of the genus ursidae defecate in heavily forested areas. In addition to this they have suggested that there is a strong and unaccountable bias in favour of Popes belonging to the Catholic faith. As yet they have not offered any explanations for these extraordinary hypotheses. However, some sources have suggested that if Papal candidates are made aware of their predilection for Catholicism early enough we may soon have the first Protestant Pope. Pressed recently by scientific journalists representatives said that they should be able to make definitive pronouncements in 2054 when 40 years’ of data have been collected and replicability studies completed. Watch this space!

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