Thursday, 12 February 2015


May contain scenes of explicit violence, mild violence, medium violence, medium-rare violence, strong violence, extreme violence, violent violence, gratuitous violence, catastrophic violence, scenes of a sexual nature, partial nudity, total nudity, stomach-churning nudity, fellatio, cunnilingus, penetration, double penetration, aural penetration, spit roast, three in a bed, downhill skiing, uphill gardening, face-sitting, female ejaculation, UKIP canvassing, erectile dysfunction, hysterical retention, social housing, product placement, positive discrimination, bestiality, camel felching, seabass fellating, seabass filleting, ratatouille-making, giraffe mockery, seahorse derision, chihuahua molestation, dachshund stretching, donkey punching (NB. no animals were harmed in the making of this episode) high falutin’, energy-saving, time-saving, high-walkin’, fast talkin’, cool fizzin’ Pepsi, In the summer time when the weather is high, you can reach right up and touch the …I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony… It’s the real thing!.....female genital mutilation, radicalisation, traces of nuts, honour killing, forced marriage, suttee, Islamophobia, Islamicisation, mild racism, casual racism, gluten, soya, wheat, lactose and cheese - from the start and throughout (and possibly afterwards) which some readers may find distressing. (Those of a sensitive disposition should take medical advice)

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