Saturday, 20 January 2018

Minister for the Human Condition

Scientists have found that the human condition results in the regular death of literally millions of people every week. It has been likened to an epidemic as harmful to human well-being as heavy smoking and drinking. The researchers are still looking into why this should be and are exploring various leads. A whole host of illnesses have been linked to it, including its deleterious effect on mental health, and various charitable organisations and the Labour Party Spokeswoman have demanded action. Fearing she might be blamed for this if she is seen to do nothing, Theresa May has appointed a Minister for the Human Condition to go with the recently appointed Minister of Loneliness, Tracey Crouch, and the Minister for the Slightly Browned off.

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